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Big list of fun stuff not to do
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they
slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is:
"mail to:[email protected]"
"mail to:[email protected]"
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little
synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.
> 9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for
sexual favors.'
> 10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what
you think."
> 11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with
the prophecy."
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the
brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to
others that you like it that way.
13) Dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> 15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh
hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the
same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss
> does. (This is especially effective if your boss is
of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them
what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me,
> I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a
tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.
24) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling
name, Rock Hard.
25) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I
Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
26) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're
loose!"
27) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that
bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
28) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
29) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your
mother is here!"